unprecedentedJanuary 6, 2021
Incited an Insurrection
Encouraged supporters to storm the U.S. Capitol to overturn a democratic election.
Democracy▼
34 FELONY COUNTS • 2 IMPEACHMENTS • 1 INSURRECTION • 30,573 LIES • 91 CRIMINAL CHARGES • 6 BANKRUPTCIES • $144M IN GOLF TRIPS • 34 FELONY COUNTS • 2 IMPEACHMENTS • 1 INSURRECTION • 30,573 LIES • 91 CRIMINAL CHARGES • 6 BANKRUPTCIES • $144M IN GOLF TRIPS • 34 FELONY COUNTS • 2 IMPEACHMENTS • 1 INSURRECTION • 30,573 LIES • 91 CRIMINAL CHARGES • 6 BANKRUPTCIES • $144M IN GOLF TRIPS • 34 FELONY COUNTS • 2 IMPEACHMENTS • 1 INSURRECTION • 30,573 LIES • 91 CRIMINAL CHARGES • 6 BANKRUPTCIES • $144M IN GOLF TRIPS •
A Public Service Announcement
AMERICA'SMOSTEXPENSIVEMISTAKE
A tribute to the man who turned the presidency into a reality show — and reality into a nightmare.
34 COUNTS
2× IMPEACHED
CONVICTED
“First president convicted of a felony.”
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Greatest Hits
Real things that came out of a real president's mouth. You can't make this stuff up.
“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.”
Campaign RallyJan 2016
threat“I know words, I have the best words.”
Campaign RallyDec 2015
self-own“Nobody knew health care could be so complicated.”
White HouseFeb 2017
gaffe“I'm like, a really smart person.”
White HouseJan 2018
self-own“Maybe we should inject bleach? I see the disinfectant that knocks it out in a minute.”
COVID BriefingApr 2020
gaffe“I don't take responsibility at all.”
COVID BriefingMar 2020
self-own“Very fine people on both sides.”
Charlottesville ResponseAug 2017
cruelty“Grab 'em by the p***y.”
Access HollywoodOct 2016
cruelty“I'm the least racist person in this room.”
Presidential DebateOct 2020
self-own“It's going to disappear. One day — it's like a miracle — it will disappear.”
White House (on COVID)Feb 2020
lie“The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese.”
TwitterNov 2012
lie“I'm a very stable genius.”
TwitterJan 2018
self-own“Windmills cause cancer.”
NRCC DinnerApr 2019
lie“Nobody has done more for the Black community than Donald Trump. Maybe Abraham Lincoln.”
Fox NewsSep 2020
self-own“I was down there also, but I'm not considering myself a first responder.”
On 9/11Sep 2020
lie“Tim Apple.”
White House MeetingMar 2019
gaffe“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.”
Campaign RallyJan 2016
threat“I know words, I have the best words.”
Campaign RallyDec 2015
self-own“Nobody knew health care could be so complicated.”
White HouseFeb 2017
gaffe“I'm like, a really smart person.”
White HouseJan 2018
self-own“Maybe we should inject bleach? I see the disinfectant that knocks it out in a minute.”
COVID BriefingApr 2020
gaffe“I don't take responsibility at all.”
COVID BriefingMar 2020
self-own“Very fine people on both sides.”
Charlottesville ResponseAug 2017
cruelty“Grab 'em by the p***y.”
Access HollywoodOct 2016
cruelty“I'm the least racist person in this room.”
Presidential DebateOct 2020
self-own“It's going to disappear. One day — it's like a miracle — it will disappear.”
White House (on COVID)Feb 2020
lie“The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese.”
TwitterNov 2012
lie“I'm a very stable genius.”
TwitterJan 2018
self-own“Windmills cause cancer.”
NRCC DinnerApr 2019
lie“Nobody has done more for the Black community than Donald Trump. Maybe Abraham Lincoln.”
Fox NewsSep 2020
self-own“I was down there also, but I'm not considering myself a first responder.”
On 9/11Sep 2020
lie“Tim Apple.”
White House MeetingMar 2019
gaffeThe Receipts
By The Numbers
Because sometimes the numbers speak louder than the man who never shuts up.
0
False or misleading claims in 4 years
Source: Washington Post Fact Checker
0
Days spent at golf clubs during presidency
Source: Trump Golf Count
$0M
Cost to taxpayers for golf trips
Source: Government Accountability Office
0
Criminal charges across 4 indictments
Source: Department of Justice
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Impeachments
Source: U.S. House of Representatives
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Bankruptcies
Source: Public Records
0+
Lawsuits involved in over career
Source: USA Today Investigation
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Insurrection incited
Source: January 6th Committee
A Decade of Damage
Timeline of Chaos
From golden escalator to criminal courthouse — the complete descent.
2015
The Escalator Ride
Descended a golden escalator to announce his candidacy, calling Mexican immigrants rapists and criminals in his very first speech.
2016
Access Hollywood & Election
Caught on tape bragging about sexual assault. Won the election anyway with help from Russian interference.
2017
Muslim Ban & Charlottesville
Kicked off his presidency with a travel ban targeting Muslim-majority countries. Later called Neo-Nazis 'very fine people.'
2018
Children in Cages
Implemented family separation policy. Thousands of children ripped from their parents at the border, some never reunited.
2019
First Impeachment
Impeached for pressuring Ukraine to fabricate dirt on a political rival while withholding military aid. Called it a 'perfect call.'
2020
COVID & The Big Lie
Downplayed a pandemic that killed hundreds of thousands. Lost the election, then refused to accept it.
2021
January 6th Insurrection
Incited a violent mob to storm the U.S. Capitol. Impeached again. Watched it unfold on TV and did nothing for hours.
2024
Convicted Felon
Found guilty on 34 felony counts. Became the first former president convicted of a crime. Ran for president again anyway.
2025
DOGE & Tariff Chaos
Handed an unelected billionaire the keys to gut federal agencies. Imposed tariffs that Americans actually pay. The chaos continues.
The Highlight Reel From Hell
Wall of Shame
Click any card to read the full disgrace. Warning: may cause involuntary eye-rolling.
unprecedented2020
COVID Response Catastrophe
Downplayed a pandemic, suggested injecting bleach, and politicized masks.
Public Health▼
unprecedented2022
Hoarded Classified Documents
Took boxes of classified documents to Mar-a-Lago and refused to return them.
National Security▼
unprecedented2018
Children in Cages
Separated thousands of children from their families at the border.
Human Rights▼
majorAugust 2017
Very Fine People on Both Sides
Equated white supremacists with counter-protesters after a deadly rally.
Racism▼
unprecedentedJuly 2019
The 'Perfect' Ukraine Call
Pressured Ukraine to investigate a political rival, got impeached for it.
Corruption▼
major2017-2019
10 Instances of Obstruction
The Mueller Report documented 10 episodes of potential obstruction of justice.
Rule of Law▼
unprecedentedMay 2024
Convicted Felon
Found guilty on 34 felony counts of falsifying business records.
Criminal▼
major2020-2021
Pardoned His Criminal Friends
Used presidential pardon power to free allies convicted of crimes.
Corruption▼
major2017-2021
Used the Presidency as a Cash Register
Funneled government money to his own properties throughout his presidency.
Corruption▼
unprecedented2025
DOGE: Government by Oligarch
Handed unelected billionaire Elon Musk the keys to gut federal agencies.
Corruption▼
major2025
Tariff Tantrum: Taxing Americans
Imposed massive tariffs that are actually paid by American consumers.
Economy▼
Enough Scrolling
Do Something About It.
Outrage without action is just entertainment. Pick one and do it right now.